Time to reply to a few more critics (i.e. idiots) who don’t seem to understand about how I want AA Conventions to be run.

There are only two types of conventions I’m going to allow in AA - ones with Local Speakers and ones with rich speakers who aren’t local.

If you want to organise a convention, remember not to pay the speakers expenses asshole. Or I will give you no end of shit.

As some of my critics (assholes) has observed, if you can’t pay speakers then you can only have local speakers, or non-local speakers who can afford to pay their own train, bus, plane, and find their own accommodation.

I think this is a great idea. Of course no ones’ going to bother to organise conventions with local speakers, coz what’s the bloody point! We hear all these folks every bloody week anyway!

But (and it’s a big but) that leaves only the rich speakers. And that means we can finally KEEP THE PLEBS OFF THE TOP TABLE. Yay!

No more having to listen to shares chavs or unemployed, or low paid people. Frankly I’m sick of them. You see I’m basically lower class white trash made good. So I don’t want to be reminded of my trashy past by the top table.

I hope my critics can now see more clearly why we need to stop conventions paying expenses. Keep it Elite!

Cheers,

The Fella(s) (Friends of Well-paid Alcoholics Anonymous)

P.S. Get a job loser!

P.P.S. And woe-betide any convention that fucks with my rulings.

P.P.P.S. Or, to be honest, any convention organised by people I don’t like!