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The Best Treatment for Fibromyalgia is Humor so here goes: A Country Song for Fibro

I realized for just a moment today that my life seems more like a Country Song than anything else now that I have Fibromyalgia.  You know… lost my dog, lost my wife, lost my car, lost my job!!!  Only it would be more like this:  (Let me preface with I am NOT a song writer)

“I Lost My Sanity…Maybe it’s in The Refrigerator?

You don’t have to touch me today, do you?  I hope not, cause I might lose it if you try…You see I can’t take the slightest pat on the backside…get any closer and I might have to cry.

It’s the Fi-i-i-i-ibro Fog!  It makes me fee-ee-ee-eel like such a wreck!  I want a tissue for my nose, but get a pair of Panty Hose and decide to blow it anyway, what the heck

You don’t need a home cooked dinner, do you?  If  so you’re gonna have to cook it for  yourself!  It’s alright with me if you do, just to get some rest..an hour or two would be worth all the bitchin you’re gonna do!

It’s the Fi-i-i-i-ibro Fog!  It makes me fee-ee-ee-eel like such a wreck!  I want a tissue for my nose, but get a pair of panty hose and decide to blow it anyway, what the heck

You see…today I lost my phone my keys my car my man and the  little bit of sanity that I had left.  Ordered a combo meal at the bank and made a deposit  of a hundred at the local drive through Mickey D’s.  I got it all wrong but it seemed so right until I realized I was losing in this fight.

It’s the Fi-i-i-i-ibro Fog!  It makes me fee-ee-ee-eel like such a wreck!  I want a tissue for my nose, but get a pair of panty hose and decide to blow it anyway, what the heck

I’m gettin to the  end of this little country song, about somethin that will plague me for my whole life long.  I just hope they find a cure before I lose again and find my car keys in the door, my phone in the fridge, my man where he belongs, and my sanity….well I ain’t found that one yet!!!!

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