I was tagged by Laketra Chick for the 3 days, 3 quotes challenge.  I’ve already done this challenge a couple of times with inspirational quotes, so I thought I’d switch it up a bit this time.  Actually, I’m going to throw out the rules entirely, and instead serve up some of my favourite quotes from Seinfeld (i.e. the funniest show ever on tv).

“I don’t trust the guy. I think he regifted, then he degifted, and now he’s using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super bowl sex romp.” – Jerry

“Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?” – George

“I need the secure packaging of Jockeys.  My boys need a house” – Kramer

“He took it out.” – Elaine

Elaine’s quote deserves the full context of this video clip:

“You have the chicken, the hen, and the rooster. The chicken goes with the hen… So who is having sex with the rooster?” – Frank Costanza

So there you have it, my rebel 5 quotes in 1 day.  If you want to join in the rebel fun feel free, or check out Laketra Chick‘s post to see what the actual 3 days 3 quotes challenge is all about.  Happy weekend!