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Are people really such cunts?

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In short, the answer would be yes, but alas let’s investigate the claim.


A Cunt, contrary to popular belief is not the female genitalia, though, many vulgary use it to name that particular part.

It is in fact a term used to describe a low form of the genus homo sapiens sapiens, whose sole purpose is to make life miserable for every single soul around it.

Something that would make a cunt happy virtually doesn’t exist and if it does, it makes it happy for a moment as it gets a strong case of cuntitis and happiness turns back to lemontown.

Often you will see a cunt in a crowd with a stupid face, feeding on information. To be honest they aren't very complex beings but are very complexed and even so they know exactly what they’re doing and why they’re doing it.

You see, a cunt is the sort of person who doesn’t renounce his sit on the bus for a pregnant or elderly madame, wouldn’t stop to help anyone in need, never ever would compliment someone, be supportive, insults everyone around him/her and is jealous of people that are better than him/her.

Yet they believe the whole world owes them something, everyone should adjust to them, do something for them. These people are pieces of shit, Cunts, horsers, fuckfaces and so on. Stay away from them, if you want a normal life. A life of happy moments, where people help each other.

There are three kinds of cunts;

The silent cunt; one that is there, always, watching, hearing and then talking behind a person's back, extending a foot so that someone trips over and proceeds to pretend nothing happened.

The straight forward cunt; you’ll recognize it by it’s lemony face and bad attitude, always commenting on shit that doesn’t need to be commented and insulting everyone who is better than them. Always talking.

The master cunt; it carefully plants words into other cunts mouths and manipulates these cunts to cunt everyone up, while staying in the shadow, being fed by ego as they know they are master cunts.

Together they pray to one they call MEGACUNT, who will descend down to earth to bring misery to all the people who don’t deserve it. Because they are shitty people they want everyone to be miserable and useless like them.

I think this MEGACUNT is or will be in plural Kardashians.

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Ziga.


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