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2024-01-22 02:34
Deek returned a half hour later, we talked a bit. Deek said when the nights are this cold he can’t sleep, stays up and walks around. “I understand,” I replied. “So lo… Read More
2024-01-12 05:31
“I ADORE all your stories, I have the complete Brindlekin Tales collection in my library, in a place of honor!” he proclaimed and extended a hand. In which he held a small, stiff… Read More
2023-12-29 04:58
It was as if he were checking up on me, after I blew up hours earlier…maybe he felt bad about spewing bullshit, I don’t know. But he gave me the opportunity to show him no hard… Read More
2023-12-21 05:53
Thank you, I suppose…the story writes itself. To a joyful outcome, I do pray. Perhaps the specters of worst-case-scenarios no longer haunting my cranium is a good sign. Nowadays I do… Read More
2023-12-14 03:57
Wrong. I seek to educate people as to being queer in a malicious world, and how to fight back. But thanks once again for making me shine like an angel in contrast to your miserable notions t… Read More
2023-12-05 20:58
I was also PISSED he’s been parking himself by my building so many days and nights in a row. But I’m sure his being ill for three days had something to do with it. And I guess my… Read More
2023-12-01 21:11
I don’t know how much longer I can bear this grief, this utter stupidity before I go insane and tear him into bloody pieces, then get carted off to prison. Stupid, dark drama, stupid c… Read More
2023-11-24 05:31
May as well, at least for the record before the tragedy unfolds and they start dying. I don’t mean to sound grim, but it is what it is. Hope beyond hope, I’m wrong. They ARE litt… Read More
2023-11-18 05:09
And I can’t even tell him this, or anything else that will help the puppies live a better life…since the moment I open my mouth he’ll shut me up with belligerent screams… Read More
2023-11-11 21:05
Whatever the reason, it is always best to regard those who play our antagonist as the Buddha stated: “We have no enemies, only teachers.” This truth I believe to be universal, an… Read More
2023-11-04 21:26
A real pleasure starting my morning with the simple routine of crossing the street unprovoked by Deek (“Can you buy me a coffee?”), my not being able to pet the pups for more tha… Read More
2023-11-01 05:16
It was so nice hugging Flaco in my arms again, yesterday. She always receives my love with sincerity and grace. How could ANYone treat her with anything less than pure affection? Likewise fo… Read More
2023-10-27 04:26
Other than yearning to punch the daylights outta him, I guess I am, so I said “Yes.” Disgusting that he would throw that “are you alright” BS at me, considering the u… Read More
2023-10-22 23:10
You are just another old white American claiming some spiritual connection with the indigenous people, based on a bogus claim of past lives. One of the most OFFENSIVE things a white American… Read More
2023-10-18 02:54
The puppies will probably expire out there on the streets, or if they don’t, the responsibility will utterly exhaust him, and I’ll suggest he drop them off at the SPCA once they… Read More
2023-10-14 00:30
In fact, true faith DEMANDS one not worry or despair, but know in your heart that all will culminate in a fortuitous outcome. Anything LESS than that implies that Hera/Zeus a.k.a. “Uni… Read More
2023-10-09 02:46
Of course he will, he’ll try to get all the vagrants to gang up on me, etc. But I have some tricks up my sleeve Read More
2023-10-06 20:08
As I approached the gate I turned back to him and said: “You got that power, too, it’s not just me. May you walk in God’s grace today and always!” Read More
2023-10-04 18:45
“I recently found a nice home for them, but he doesn’t wanna give them up. And now he had to get that little dog pregnant, against my begging him never to do that,” I ended… Read More
2023-10-01 01:59
– Jehovah’s Queer Witness That’s my name, don’t wear it out ’cause Momma’s in the kitchen baking strudel and Pappy’s got the gout! Read More
2023-09-28 18:25
It is done. The faith part I mean. I died on the cross two days ago. Wasn’t so painful after all, and I am now reborn under a brave new sun. All glory to the Hypnotoad! Read More
2023-09-21 21:02
Sounds like you’re talking about my BOYFRIENDS…every single one of ’em I’ve had the pleasure to snuggle up with. Often, they can’t tell the diff between the he… Read More
2023-09-16 06:57
I just pray that Tom & Jerry do not report me to the Goddess of Rodentia as a result, who would likely smite me with a ginormous mouse trap of the cartoon variety…or worse, use a… Read More
2023-09-12 03:57
No truer words were ever said that a man not alive is not always dead. But 9 times out of 10 he is. It’s that ONE time outta ten ya gotta watch out for: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ALERT, HEAD F… Read More
2023-09-08 05:51
It’s a shame that people like you do everything they can to sabotage anyone’s efforts to make this a better world, Agent Sears. But you won’t be around much longer, so what… Read More
2023-09-05 18:38
The homeless can’t even GO to Safeway for their shots because they don’t have a fukkin address, thus can’t get Medi-Cal! So let the plagues abound, I say, what’s a pa… Read More
2023-09-03 04:20
You’re all about DEATH, Agent Sears. It’s gotten tiresome. To an extreme. Nonetheless: welcome to the Age of Miracles and/or Aquarius and/or Zeke’s World…so SUCK IT… Read More
2023-08-30 01:04
You’re full of shit, go back to bed, your day’s already wasted. YOU’RE the Neanderthal. Shameful of you that you, as a gay person, can’t distinguish between a cross… Read More
2023-08-27 03:12
How do they DO that, Wattson: convey such a wide array of emotions with their demeanor, just like us hominids do, maybe BETTER since they’re always HONEST? Perhaps they really ARE the… Read More
2023-08-24 00:29
Southern barbecues are the best When we roast those right-wing pests. Bless their hearts and may they rest, As they have failed the Turing Test! Read More
2023-08-21 01:39
It’s all in the stars…including your Google account and all their services you’re subscribed to, along with every single bit and byte of your personal data. Hindus call it… Read More
2023-08-17 05:13
Oh how my head spins at all the nasty accusations hurled at me, YHWH’s own son! No tiramisu for YOU tomorrow, Mr. Sears. Cry all you want, I won’t change my mind. Keep paying tho… Read More
2023-08-15 05:14
Have a great day, Mike, I appreciate the many sacrifices you have made on my behalf, especially your playing my enemy, that I grow wiser, more quickly. But I’m still gonna rib ya for t… Read More
2023-08-14 04:26
It’s absolutely BONKERS that any one human being should have such sway on an entire society. That is NOT democracy, Marie. And is why I’m all for artificial intelligence running… Read More
2023-08-11 06:58
This is all scripted, Wattson, I’m sure of it. I’m not being “tested” any more (if I ever was) or being taught how to fine-tune my emotional stability. It’s jus… Read More
2023-08-07 23:23
Bodhisattva mischief, I’m okay with that. I’ve figured out the game plot. Stand your ground but don’t go ballistic…and for extra points always react with kindness an… Read More
2023-07-31 05:56
You’ll never see such happy pups as Flaco & Lucky when they’re by my gate, dancing and yelping it up, so excited to return to my sanctuary for another pajama party! Read More
2023-07-26 19:31
I hardly think six active members on a trivial mailing list count very much for anything, Mr. Stupid Nazi Drama Queen Closet Case With Hatred In His Heart And Foam On His Mouth Read More
2023-07-23 03:05
He declared war on me (as you said) and I am more than thrilled to go nuclear on his ass. You have an excellent rest of the day, Taipei Chrysanthemum! Read More
2023-07-18 23:39
What would be the legal implications of your revealing your drug production and distribution activities to the public at large, if any? Would any literary agent feel obligated to immediately… Read More
2023-07-14 07:01
I just came up with the perfect retort should Cortez ever ask: “Are you hitting up on me?” My reply: “Jeez, I stopped having sex when the first animal crawled onto land&hel&hell…Read More
2023-07-10 18:49
“SEE WHAT YOU DID?” he hollered. But I totally ignored him, though angry as fuck, and gently unclipped the leash from Flaco’s collar. Both dogs ran off in glee some twenty… Read More
2023-07-09 02:26
“The robots are here! The robots are here!” I called out to my favorite clerk at Rosenberg’s (whose name I’ve yet to discover) standing outside with smartphone in han… Read More
2023-06-16 20:23
If my surmisal is correct, perhaps you should cancel your first cross-complaint response, if at all possible, and rewrite it with specific examples. But this is just my ill-informed opinion… Read More
2023-06-13 00:39
I just peered out my window again, and the speaker’s not in his cart! Now I’m gonna have to go downstairs to wake him and tell him the bad news. He’ll probably blame ME for… Read More
2023-06-05 05:35
“You think you’re clever, Deek,” I snipped back. “But you’re gonna regret the countless times you’ve been mean to your dogs, especially putting their live… Read More
2023-06-01 15:52
In spite of being haunted all night long by the vision of Deek still down there when I step out to purchase my morning java, I slept the peace of a saint. And when that time came, he was not… Read More
2023-05-27 17:47
I actually find this whole scenario HILARIOUS, good medic, as it strikes me like a comedy of errors…and thus explains the poorly composed manuscript, which I believe INTENTIONAL. That… Read More
2023-05-21 23:10
So there you have it, old chap…straight from the Me-nicorn’s mouth. May all your wishes come true, and your days be blessed with pterodactyl magic! Read More
2023-05-11 00:41
“Then PLACE the damn muffins BACK on the shelves and hustle your sorry ass back outside, through aisles 2 and 7 where he won’t SEE you! [GRAAAK!]” Pterry exclaimed, but wit… Read More
2023-05-07 06:15
“Am I due any allowance yet, or do I gotta wait till the third?” he queried, as the doggies gazed up at me with loving regard, eyes glinting gold under the street lamp and curly… Read More
2023-05-03 21:03
“BTW Zeke, those aren’t origami cranes you so graciously showered upon Wattson…they’re origami pterodactyls! Du-uuh!” I shoulda known, Wattson. Hope they didn… Read More
2023-04-26 14:49
Thank you for supplying this information. Yes, you should submit an Answer, as well as declare Judgment Proof. The clinic should be able to help you fill out the answer form, including how t… Read More
2023-04-24 07:19
“Okay, I get what’s happening,” said Prentiss after hearing my speedy outline of the lawsuit and my opposition to it. “You’re poor, you’re broke, you don… Read More
2023-04-14 18:53
“Never mind,” she said with a flip of the hand, as if it were no big deal…but it is for ME, I’m DESPERATE as a polar bear in estrus at this point, floating all about… Read More
2023-04-12 01:18
“What the hell?” I thought. “Are vagrants adopting COWS for pets now? How can they get away with that? Surely Animal Control will put a stop to it pronto! Otherwise we&rsqu&hell…Read More
2023-04-08 19:20
Forget about a wizard hacker being inspired enough to compose such a program and release it in the wild. Would ChatGPT (or a later, more advanced version of it) actually create and activate… Read More
2023-04-04 08:11
Kevin was deeply bowed with an arm around his escort, ambling up the first flight, slow as a turtle. So all I saw was his bald, blotchy pate…didn’t know whether or not to bother… Read More
2023-03-28 03:10
But right there in the lobby was that middle-aged couple who moved in on the third floor about a year ago and are notorious dipsomaniacs. Some days they barely make it up or down the stairs… Read More
2023-03-23 02:01
You, Mr. Koclownski, are most likely the LEAST qualified of any other person on this planet to pass judgment on ANYone, let alone one who is disabled and whose life has been saved by what th… Read More
2023-03-12 04:20
The many challenges he’s hurled at me have only served to make me a better person, thanks to applying My Premise. And it’s the boundless love of Flaco & Lucky that made this… Read More
2023-02-24 18:08
Word to the wise, Wattson: if you have more than one friend who smokes crystal you’ll NEVER get any sleep since as soon as one departs the other will show up shortly thereafter…… Read More
2023-02-18 19:25
I was worried about the dogs in this cold snap, supposed to go down to near freezing the next two or three nights. Thus so very pleased to see the pooches had their sweaters on when Deek sho… Read More
2023-02-11 21:18
I imagine it’s difficult for him to wean off of his old pattern of visiting here, even sleeping overnight, but it will eventually come to an end. Especially if any cop comes by to tell… Read More
2023-02-08 03:21
I imagine Kevin is still in the hospital, or perhaps bedridden in his apartment and receiving care…or at a hospice or wherever. Needless to say, I’m disappointed he’s stil… Read More
2023-02-04 00:15
Is he going to remain outside and just park elsewhere (I thought)? But no, he stopped at the transit island to wait for the next streetcar. Flaco and Lucky looked so cute, sitting there besi… Read More
2023-01-30 00:03
With that, I returned hovel and looked up “33 Gough Street” on the web, to discover it’s another TINY HOME PROJECT! Upon which discovery my heart leapt with joy Read More
2023-01-25 21:12
In light of the tenants union proposal falling flat on its face, perhaps Atom came up with a NEW strategy: befriending the building manager and inviting him over for a tall glass of beer (or… Read More
2023-01-19 20:06
Now mind you, Wattson, Scampy is a homeless woman in her mid forties with half her teeth missing, and the other half rotting and broken! And she often babbles incoherently, and regularly bur… Read More
2023-01-17 21:27
Three excerpts from my Brindlekin Tales opus regarding just this premise, in chronological order with a link to each pertinent chapter in the date subheading. Followed by links to seven earl… Read More
2023-01-14 20:53
Lo and behold, like the oysters in Lewis Carroll’s “The Walrus and the Carpenter” the muffins were standing around right by my door, eager to step inside Read More
2023-01-10 19:18
Sometimes calling the po-po on a homeless friend will set him in a better direction. And that’s why I called my last chapter “Thank You SFPD.” I hope some cops get to read… Read More
2023-01-06 02:10
“He cares more about his gadgets than his dogs,” I exclaimed. “He’d rather place a big speaker in his cart and cover it up from the rain, and let the pups walk wet an… Read More
2023-01-01 18:18
Piece of advice, Wattson: never befriend a houseless person during the holiday season. Or if you already have such a friend, make arrangements to avoid them during Yuletide, if at all possib… Read More
2022-12-27 17:21
So last night I crashed out just after midnight, but barely fifteen minutes later Deek called up to me: “I just need you to charge some stuff overnight!” By now, the dogs know to… Read More
2022-12-20 22:25
And there was Flaco gazing at me from a distance, radiating so much love in my direction! Yet she didn’t make a single stir to run up to me, as she knows there’s a good reason I… Read More
2022-12-11 19:14
But I think the most delightful part of this meetup was the several times Lucky dropped to the sidewalk on his back and began squirming with boundless glee and silly grunts…his way of… Read More
2022-12-04 20:23
Oh, I should mention an annoying topic he brought up last night: he wanted me to look up on the web, a dentist who’ll make his four upper front teeth gold. Then tell him what it will c… Read More
2022-11-27 19:36
I was feeling crappy yesterday before our favorable meetup; perhaps the covid/flu shots played a part, though worry over Deek’s shitty behavior and what I’m gonna do about it did… Read More
2022-11-17 00:05
The curtain fell swiftly on that last act, eh, Wattson…the one entitled: “Playing Homeless with the Pups.” For it lasted briefly, about two months before the SFPD swooped… Read More
2022-11-06 19:24
The rain ceased a few hours ago, but the air remains chill. And two little doggies are out there with a sad excuse of a master, and there’s nothing I can do about it other than make co… Read More
2022-10-29 03:30
Has Brindlekin Tales come to a sad ending? I think not, as there may still be further twists and turns to right all wrongs…as my Boddhisattva Premise has shown me such good outcomes c… Read More
2022-10-22 04:58
Here’s a 17-second video commentary I shot below my window and in front of the now shuttered ATM homeless refuge, which piece I sarcastically call “Ebony & Ivory” becau… Read More
2022-10-19 16:44
“Jebus fukkin christ, what next…the two are gonna team up against me?” I thought as I climbed back up the stairs. One blood stain, by the way, could not be entirely remove… Read More
2022-10-14 21:42
Seeing as Karlsen is highly stressed out by Scooter’s persistent intrusion on his world, such pressure may be what pushes him over the edge and into the grave. In which case I’d… Read More
2022-10-06 22:40
The Institute for Anarchist Studies, of all things…now THAT’S my kinda gal! She’s an activist of many causes, including Gay Shame. In a little while, Clio joined me on the… Read More
2022-10-02 02:52
Even Cerberus honored me with a quick hello in passing. About two hours into the campout behind my building, a stumpy, middle-aged Mexican fellow barreled ’round the corner with THREE… Read More
2022-09-26 22:01
Hotel California North continues to live up to its reputation as a sketchy locale with dank overtones of Gothic horror and intrigue. And that good ol’ wobbly standing-on-his-last-legs… Read More
2022-06-07 18:21
Deek IS one of my bodhisaatva guardians, a taskmaster putting me through my paces. Like a buddhist monk in training, an acolyte, a “grasshopper” if you will, instructed to take o… Read More
2022-06-05 22:25
They could plant drugs in my room, too! Or mess with my laptop or tablet…maybe steal it. Okay, here comes the spy cam, I’m ordering it soon as my soc. sec. deposit arrives, usua… Read More
2022-06-02 19:46
Jeez, I’m tellin’ ya Wattson, I can’t even step outside anymore without funny things happening! And it’s only started…each day is just gonna get crazier. Well… Read More
2022-06-02 16:08
Once the sidewalk snack was all scarfed up (in less than twenty seconds) they turned to me with excited greets. Flaco hopped onto my lap and commenced licking my face as I caressed her, whil… Read More

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