I know most of you have been eagerly waiting to find out who PTCruiser will be voting for in the upcoming presidential elections. For some of you, my choice will be very influential on who you vote for. I fully understand the gravity of that responsibility and I promise I won't steer you wrong.

I'll be writing in my own name for the 2008 election, and I encourage all of my readers to do the same. Not that I want you to Write my name in. Far from it. I want you to go to the polls and write your own name in. Yep, that's what I want you to do. I'm confident that any one of my readers (being the most intelligent people on the internets) would do a far better job of running this country than any of the filthy, greedy bastards that the Republicrat / Demopublican Party has to offer.

If you're the shy type, or feel that you may not be up to the demanding schedule that being POTUS requires, then feel free to write in the name PTCruiser. I'm confident that the CEO of Chrysler will appreciate it.

Having great foresight, I am ready to throw my support towards a candidate in the 2012 presidential election. From here on out, I'll be supporting Evil Spock for President in 2012. I figure after four years of whatever mess the one-party system throws at us in this election, we'll be ready for a new party.

Plus, I've offered my services as Secretary of Defense, to which he replied that I would need to be able to lead a robot army. Being a mechanic, I should have no problem leading and maintaining an army of robots. What could possibly go wrong?

Please remember to wash you hands after voting.