Everyone has heard of the job that has lovingly been dubbed as the oldest profession in the world: prostitution.

But what not everyone knows are the Interesting, kinky, sometimes-fun-and-sometimes-horrifying things that people ask the prostitutes that they’ve hired to do for them.

If you’ve ever been curious about the strange and the erotic, you’ve probably wondered what sorts of things prostitutes have been asked by clients.

Read on to learn some of the most interesting Prostitute Confessions that the world’s oldest profession has to offer!

1. The Masochist

Masochism isn’t really a very new or very weird thing- basically, everyone’s heard of BDSM. But some of the more extreme stories are interesting, and well… not to kink shame or anything, but… strange. 

Two prostitutes tell some interesting masochism stories about their clients. Apparently, one man hired a hooker to come backstage with him and step on his penis in 7-inch heels.

Another man hired a prostitute for weekly testicle torture sessions where she kicked him as hard as she could down there.

We don’t want to judge, but why would someone pay good money for such agonizing torture? Oh well. Sounds like a good outlet for her anger, at least!

2. The Nostalgic

Another, less-discussed form of masochism is accidental- clinging too hard to the past. Break-ups and divorce are hard, but prostitutes have it harder when they get dragged into people’s emotional issues.

One prostitute shares that a man had her dress as his ex-wife before they could have sex. This is obviously pretty weird, but a little sad, too. Hopefully, his sexual encounter helped him to move on, at least a little bit.

3. The Prude

It sounds like a given: generally, when a man hires a prostitute, it’s because he wants to sleep with her. But what happens when he doesn’t?

One man hired a prostitute and took her with him on a business trip. This could have led to multiple nights of sexual companionship, but she was surprised when he didn’t make a move on her at all.

Instead, he just toted her around with him and had her sleep chastely next to him at the hotel. We hope that one day he’ll find someone who will do that with him for free.

4. The Doll

This isn’t really a weird prostitution story, but it’s pretty weird, in any case. Almost every man who has ever hired a prostitute has expected her to wear some kind of makeup.

That’s pretty normal, but there’s a dark side to makeup that these men probably have never heard of. Fish is a key ingredient in a lot of makeups, as well as both animal and human waste products.

Maybe it’s time to think twice before getting yourself or your partner all dolled up before your sexual escapades!

5. The Overdose

Another darker prostitution story is one that landed a woman in the hospital. The man who hired her put so much cocaine up her vagina that she overdosed and had to seek medical attention.

While it’s kind of funny to think about now, it definitely brings to light that prostitution can be a dangerous job. Sex work isn’t easy, and the workers who take part deserve a lot of respect for fulfilling people’s (potentially dangerous) fantasies. 

6. The Reading

As talked about on the French site LOveSita, erotic readings are also an interesting task that a lady-for-hire can indulge a man who hires her in. To spice up the bedroom, there’s nothing quite like having your sexual fortune told to make hiring a prostitute worth your while. 

These readings can also be done at a distance. If you ever feel like hiring a cam girl, try asking her to do an erotic reading! You may find a new fetish that can bring some new fun into your bedroom.

7. The Fruity

Another interesting thing that a prostitute has done at the client’s request is to pelt him with oranges. Why this would be fun or in any way sexy, we aren’t sure, but who are we to judge?

8. The Historical

Like we’ve said before, prostitution is a job with a rich and long history. The Golden Age of Prostitution in 19th century Paris was one of the most interesting times for the profession, as it saw a lot of advancements in the way it worked.

An interesting fact about prostitution from this time was that clients had to pay extra if they wanted their prostitute to swallow, instead of spit, following fellatio. This is made even weirder by the fact that at no extra charge, the client could instruct the same prostitute to eat a mint before performing sex acts.

Hey, we guess no one likes to have sex with someone whose breath smells, but imagine how awkward it would have been to hand someone a mint before telling them how you want them to put their mouth on your genitalia.

9. The Foot Dentist

One of the weirdest prostitute confessions is the woman who got a dental exam. This was no standard exam, though- the man laid her out on a table, took out his dental equipment, and went to town cleaning… her feet.

The strangest part of the whole thing was that he had her pretend that she was really getting her teeth examined, asking her to react to everything he was doing like she was really in a dentist’s chair.

He never unzipped his pants, but it sounds like he had a great time!

10. The Prostitute Confessions

It’s always interesting when famous people hire hookers. Prostitutes have come forward revealing a lot of famous icon’s weirdest kinks and fetishes.

Tiger Woods, for example, apparently enjoys red underwear and being the dominant partner in watersports.

Who would have guessed? 

And The List Goes On…

Although they aren’t even a fraction of the weirdness sex workers experience every day, these prostitute confessions are oddly satisfying to everyone’s curiosity.

Now that you know more than you had ever dreamed of knowing about what prostitutes do in bed, check out this article about the weirdest lawsuits if have more curiosity about all things weird.

And remember to always thank your lucky stars and keep an open mind if someone’s having sex with you for free. It’s a privilege that not everyone has!