Nick Romano is the long snapper and captain of the Kamikazee squad for the expansion Phoenix Bulls. His best friend on the team is the slender, wiry, troubled superstar quarterback Gary McCartney -- Gary has a gorgeous Victoria Secrets swimsuit model girlfriend named Kelly Reilly that coach Frank Romano, Nick's dad says looks like "Morgan Fairchild with red hair."

Kelly is involved with trouble of her own as the Bulls prepare for the season opener in Dallas. Will Kelly drag Gary into an international incident? Will Gary have to be the punter as well as the quarterback if Casey Jones, the regular kicker can't play?

"Punt Formation" documents a week of practice and the big game in an 88 page novella that has a touching ending...