TEACHER: Why are you late?
L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
L-JOHNY: The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'
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TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
L-JOHNY: 'K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY: 'HIJKLMNO'!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
L-JOHNY: George!
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TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have
ten years ago.
L-JOHNY: Me!
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TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.
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Teacher: 'Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?'
L-Johnny : 'Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
sameday sametime.'
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Teacher: 'George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?'
L-Johnny : 'Because George still had the axe in his hand.'
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L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one
is blue with red spots!
L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at
home.
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I be showing?
L-Johnny: Brotherly love.
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Teacher: Johny, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did u copy his?
L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
L-Johnny : A teacher
