Husband, Wife Very Funny Urdu Joke
Sukhi Gharaney Ka Formula
Wife: Dekho na hamary parosi ney 50 inch ka LCD TV kharida ha... ap bhe khareed layen na.
Husband: Arey Darling ... Jis k pass tumhary jesi khoobsorat biwi ho vo q kr faltu ka waqt TV dekhney me barbaad kary ga?
Wife: Ohh ! Aap bhe Naa ... Abhi aap k liye Pakoray bana k laati hn.
Wife: Aap meri birthday kese bhool gaye??
Husband: Bhala Tumhari birthday ka din koi kese yaad rakhey ... tumhey dekh k zara bhe nahi lagta k tumhari umer (age) brh rahi ha !!
Wife: Sachii ?? (Aansu Pochtey Hue) Aap k liye Kheer lati hn.
(Husband, Wife Me Jhagra ho raha tha)
Wife: Me Poora Ghar Sambhalti Hn, Kitchen Sambhalti Hn, Bachon Ko Sambhalti Hn .... Tum Kya Kartey Ho.??
Husband: Me Khud Ko Sambhalta Hn tumhari Nashili Ankhen Dekh Kar !!!
Wife: Aap Bhee Na ....Chalo Batao Aaj Kya Banao Apki Pasand Ka ..?
