Attn: You
Document: Literary masterpiece, Stale Catfood, by Andrew D. Sorenson
Date: Irrelevant
Status: Winning
Request from the author: for you (the individual reading this document) in it's entirety and pay Mr. Andrew D. Sorenson egregious amounts of money whenever you see or meet him in person, thanking him for the opportunity to make you that much more intelligent, healthy, wealthy, honest, loving, and insightful in your own personal and professional life
Mission to Reader: to understand that reading the following ongoing magnum opus is the mark of a true genius of wealth and power and will only bring true nirvana and fulfillment to the reader
Surgeon General's Warning: The following novel, Stale Catfood, by Andrew D. Sorenson may or may not be for entertainment purposes only and may cause drowsiness, irritability, dry mouth, headaches, or even thoughts of suicide. (Just kidding on that last one)
Still, read at your own risk.
Legal Disclaimer: The following manuscript is highly addictive and may instill creativity, the desire to read and write more, to desire to become a team player, laughter, joy, purpose in life, and an affinity for all things written by author, Andrew D. Sorenson. Fortunately, the reader need not concern themselves about where to mail their sizable donation by cash, credit card, check, or money order, because Stale Catfood by Andrew D. Sorenson is not public domain but free of charge to all readers, and compensation to Andrew D. Sorenson will take care of itself, believe you me, however, all formal complaints must be mailed to :
P.O. Box 556
Suque Mai Ash, Wisconsin 35600
for consideration of payment of restitution because you don't "get" it
Appendix: The following document does not have an appendix
Note to Alcohol:
Dear Alcohol,
I clothed and fed you, and you never once in return bought me one drop of joy. Since I've stopped even considering allowing you ever enter my mind, body, and soul again, some have come to love me with all they've got, and some have come to despise me with every fiber of their being.
Either way Alcohol, Booze, Swill - whatever it is your name ...
It's payback time bitch.
Sincerely,
Andrew D. Sorenson
Document: Literary masterpiece, Stale Catfood, by Andrew D. Sorenson
Date: Irrelevant
Status: Winning
Request from the author: for you (the individual reading this document) in it's entirety and pay Mr. Andrew D. Sorenson egregious amounts of money whenever you see or meet him in person, thanking him for the opportunity to make you that much more intelligent, healthy, wealthy, honest, loving, and insightful in your own personal and professional life
Mission to Reader: to understand that reading the following ongoing magnum opus is the mark of a true genius of wealth and power and will only bring true nirvana and fulfillment to the reader
Surgeon General's Warning: The following novel, Stale Catfood, by Andrew D. Sorenson may or may not be for entertainment purposes only and may cause drowsiness, irritability, dry mouth, headaches, or even thoughts of suicide. (Just kidding on that last one)
Still, read at your own risk.
Legal Disclaimer: The following manuscript is highly addictive and may instill creativity, the desire to read and write more, to desire to become a team player, laughter, joy, purpose in life, and an affinity for all things written by author, Andrew D. Sorenson. Fortunately, the reader need not concern themselves about where to mail their sizable donation by cash, credit card, check, or money order, because Stale Catfood by Andrew D. Sorenson is not public domain but free of charge to all readers, and compensation to Andrew D. Sorenson will take care of itself, believe you me, however, all formal complaints must be mailed to :
P.O. Box 556
Suque Mai Ash, Wisconsin 35600
for consideration of payment of restitution because you don't "get" it
Appendix: The following document does not have an appendix
Note to Alcohol:
Dear Alcohol,
I clothed and fed you, and you never once in return bought me one drop of joy. Since I've stopped even considering allowing you ever enter my mind, body, and soul again, some have come to love me with all they've got, and some have come to despise me with every fiber of their being.
Either way Alcohol, Booze, Swill - whatever it is your name ...
It's payback time bitch.
Sincerely,
Andrew D. Sorenson
