Wedding: A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
Ambrose Bierce
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Marriage: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.
Ambrose Bierce
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It was a Perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
Spike Milligan
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Man: An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.
Ambrose Bierce
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Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Homer Simpson
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Marriage: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.
Ambrose Bierce
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It was a Perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
Spike Milligan
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Everything is funny
Love-Famous Quotes
Creativity - Innovation
Inspirational Quotes
Man: An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.
Ambrose Bierce
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Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Homer Simpson
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