My pretty mommy Kitty
Went to the gritty city
And bought me a cutey kitty.

After all, it's a pity
If you go to the city
And come back with no kitty.

This kitty from the city
Is an itty-bitty kitty.
Thanks to my mommy Kitty,
Now I have an itty-bitty kitty.

My itty-bitty kitty is pretty
But is she at all witty?
Yes! My kitty is witty.
I have a pretty kitty
That is itty-bitty and witty.
How witty is your kitty?

Have you ever seen a kitty
Spray graffiti in the city?
"I saw in the city,"
Said my pretty mommy Kitty,
"Nifty graffiti by a cool committee
Of fifty graffiti kitties."

My kitty is itty-bitty
And my kitty is pretty
But my kitty is busy.
I have a busy kitty.

"Where is my kitty?,"
I ask my mommy Kitty.
"I think kitty's in the kitchen,"
Says my pretty mommy Kitty.
Have you ever seen a kitty
Busy cooking in the kitchen?
My cutey kitty from the city
Was feeling really chilly
So she made some hot chili.

Then my cutey kitty cat
Ate my pack of Kit Kats.
"You are a cutey kitty cat
But you shouldn't eat Kit Kats!,"
Say I to my itty-bitty pretty kitty cat.

My kitty likes kites.
My kitty cat likes kitty kites.
My kitty flew a kite.
I like kitty cats and flighty kites.

My kitty sings a ditty.
My kitty plays a ditty.
My kitty dances a jiggy
To a nifty ditty.
Have you ever heard a kitty
Sing a nifty ditty?
And have you ever danced a jiggy
While a cutey kitty
Sang a nifty ditty?

So goes this ditty
About my cutey kitty
Who came from the city,
Thanks to my mommy Kitty.

© Matt Decker