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2013-11-11 15:47
A newly hired librarian should spent part of his or her very first library paycheck to purchase a cat flag for every month of the year. Fly them proudly at your work space, and forever… Read More
2013-09-18 13:35
It is never appropriate to call a fellow librarian a "pussy." Even if he does wear bow ties to work Read More
2013-09-13 14:12
If you and another library colleague arrive at work wearing remarkably similar outfits, you both automatically qualify for a one-time $500 wardrobe bonus and a paid "shopping day." Editor's… Read More
2013-09-09 14:18
Nothing says "Welcome back from your extended leave of absence!" like finding your desk covered with months of unopened library mail, an inbox filled with 8,013 unread emails, and Gary the i… Read More
2013-04-17 15:10
Librarians should celebrate National Bookmobile Day by going for a joyride in the library's bookmobile. If your library doesn't own a bookmobile, go for a joyride through the reference room… Read More
2013-04-16 15:05
Library workers should celebrate National Library Workers Day by taking the day off and watching all three The Librarian movies in one sitting. Ask the Readers: Which of The Librarian… Read More
2013-02-21 17:43
If your library has not produced a [insert meme] video/photo within three days of its inception, you are doing the the profession and the Internet-at-large a disservice Read More
2013-02-12 17:26
Always assume that reference desk patrons who inquire about books on serial killers are themselves potential serial killers; spray them in the eyes with mace or pepper spray Read More
2013-02-04 17:24
Librarians should never admit to liking sports, commercial television, or Oreo cookies. If anyone asks you for your opinion about Oreo’s library-themed Super Bowl commercial, feign ign… Read More

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