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The Old College Try
2013-11-13 19:11
Why say with your mouth what you can say with a pennant? Hatefulness is 18% more impactful on a pennant. Everyone knows that Read More
I’m The Bossiest Of Them All
2013-08-26 14:00
It’s been far too long since I’ve demanded things of you, but I’m back! The Boyfriend’s company, Field Day, is a nominee in the Martha Stewart American Made competit… Read More
HeeHawNah
2013-07-29 20:58
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down. Of course so does the state of the Union and the youth of America. Seriously. Can someone please tell Miley Cyrus to stop dry humping pillows? And… Read More
Lil’ Fuckers: Wipeout
2013-07-12 18:11
I hope this felt shark likes skidmarked underwear because if he lives at your house, that’s what he’s gettin’ Read More
Sip Up On This, Fart
2013-04-18 22:12
If you’ve ever suspected that your parents screwed you and your name is longer than five letters, it’s officially official. They did. Krazystraws are personalized straws that can… Read More
Lil’ Fuckers: Overtime
2013-03-27 00:11
I love this lamp and it’s available at Land of Nod implying it’s for children which is bollocks if you’re from the UK and bullshit if you’re from the US. This is far… Read More
Stuck Up
2013-03-13 01:01
These Thumb Tacks are more fun than a night at the clubs. And likely filled with less pricks. via Alan “Thunder Dump” McCoy Read More
Full Power
2013-02-18 04:54
My iPhone charger is so boring and dumb. But not for long. Introducing Whooz, one more gimmick-y piece of crap I don’t need, but will probably buy.  At first I was like, “Oh… Read More
Brain Dead
2013-02-18 04:32
It’s a good thing this isn’t life size or, you know, you’d need a microscope to see yours. Oh wait, this isn’t a dick… Read More
The Bitter End
2013-01-30 04:54
If you melted away my outsides you’d find two dusty ovaries and a bottle of Heinz vinegar, but if you melt away this cat candle you’ll find a metal skeleton of amazement…a… Read More

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