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Thoughts On My Birthday
2014-09-06 23:34
Every year on this date I remember too late that I’ve been meaning to figure out how to hide my birthday on Facebook. It’s not that I don’t appreciate the sentiment behind… Read More
Does This Date Make My Ass Look Big?
2013-10-13 15:05
If I don’t give up this serial dating spree soon I worry I might end up in a hotel in Bogata Columbia letting someone inject fix-a-flat into my ass.  I don’t know why. For w… Read More
Broken Puzzle Pieces
2013-07-30 14:23
Dating after 40 sucks. They only fish left in the dating pool are the ones that someone else threw back and the sharks that prey on them. Everyone you meet is so damaged in their own way the… Read More
Cranberry Vagina, What?
2013-06-13 01:17
Relax, I am not now, nor will I ever write a blog about my period. As I was saying in my last post, you get the most fascinating and amusing replies on a dating profile when you resort to b… Read More
Size Matters And Other Pearls Of Truth
2013-06-09 20:23
If you’ve been using a dating profile for any length of time it will come as no surprise to you when I tell you that everyone you see there is completely, utterly full of  shit… Read More
9lb Hammer Of Desperation
2013-05-13 01:30
It’s been said that you are more likely to be killed by terrorists than to find love after 40. I know that’s absurd from a statistical perspective but, call me cynical, from the… Read More

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