Calling Brighton Tightsers (and anyone happy to travel to the funnest bit of British seaside going), we’ve teamed up with Fabrica gallery to screen The Punk Singer. Iris will be a… Read More
Merry December dearest pals, The Week in Sexist News is back! Well, sort of. While we’ve been working on our EXCITING NEW PROJECT (which we will unveil with a flourish in the New Year)… Read More
Morning you glories. We have a confession to make… There is no Sexist News today. We do have a good reason, we promise. We are working on a project that we hope will delight and amuse… Read More
Good Morning readers! We hope you had a wonderful night of burning cloth men on massive pyres. We tend to do that every two to three weeks, but last night was exceptional – in fact, ou… Read More
Good Morning, dear friends. I was just about to pen some scathing introductory words about the shittery of our newshounds, when I spilt a pint of coffee down one leg (the left one), so I&rsq&hell…Read More
MORNING gals and guys! Have you had a nice week? The papers have contained an absolute toss-fest of shit-flinging and feminist bashing. Which, of course we LOVE. Without further ado here is… Read More
MORNING. Well, we missed an important Tights-iversary. Last week we had been doing TWISN for a WHOLE YEAR. A whole blinkin’ year. Forty-five posts about the dickishness of our ‘f… Read More
I’m sick of seeing arses. Sexy ones, ‘real’ ones, arty ones, surgically enhanced ones, even the arses of provincial rugby teams, innovatively raising money for charity. The… Read More
Oh Good God, it’s Friday again. Which, on the one hand, is good and, on the other, is a reminder of how little one can achieve in 5 days. Unless one includes biscuits consumed, in whic… Read More
Morning sports fans. So, it’s Friday and if you’ve been anywhere near a tabloid this week you’ll likely be feeling all demeaned and grubby, maybe with a startlingly re… Read More
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