What’s wrong with Joel?

Deep down, there’s a hatred

For any and all

Of the various vape-heads

What’s wrong with Joel?

He’s in love, you see

With good Dr. J 

And EvilViking13

What’s wrong with Joel?

Sure he pissed in his mouth

But you have to

To get that La Croix taste out

What’s wrong with Joel?

He was home schooled

He poops on the podcast

And plays ping pong too

What’s wrong with Joel?

He plays that game Gwent

I saw him and Dave

To the closet they went

What’s wrong with Joel?

He wrote “Looting Tree”

He made me buy Battlefront 

And Dark Souls 3

What’s wrong with Joel?

You know very well

He made up that weird game

Nebula from Hell

What’s wrong with Joel?

He’s my friend, you see

Hmmmm. Makes me wonder….

What’s wrong with me?
Happy Birthday, Joel!