Survey One : Are Those Maggots in Your Shoes?

1: What is the strangest thing you heve ever found in your shoes?

Chad holding a bowl of fresh cut Avacados talking in german to a small spanish child who was dressed like speedy gonzales, who just so happened to be doing the mexican hat dance.

2: If someone was driving the wrong way down a one way street towards you what would you shout at them?

"STOP! Collaborate and Listen!" (if you dont immediately sing the next line of this song we arent friends anymore)

3: If you had one day on earth to devote to world peace what would you do first?

First i would take a nap in the hopes that Jim Morrison would tell me what to do al la waynes world 2 style

4: Do you like corduroy pants?

Not really, i would spend to much time make zipper noises with them and get nothing done.

5: When/if you get to heaven what is the most surprising thing God would have had to overlook for you to have ended up there?

The fact that i lived at 71B

6: What is most important in your ideal man/woman?

The ability to tolerate my friends....like Chad

7: Do you believe in God?

I like puppies

8: What's the most embaresing thing a stripper has ever said to you?

Get your nose out of my Cooch, thats for later, as in the after party

9: If you had to fuck an animal, which one would you pick?

Ex girlfriend, she was a bitch

10: Have you ever had milk squirt out of your nose from laughing?

Sure have, and i must say milk isnt as good the second time down

11: If you met Ghandi what would you say to him?

"I am sorry, i cant hear you over the peaceful protesters getting hit with billy clubs"

12: If you were in a cage match with Hulk Hogan how long would you last?

Are we talking before or after he invokes the power of Hulkamania?

13: Have you ever been arrested?

NEVER!

14: Do you have more shoes than there are days in a month?

If my shoes you mean socks, then no

15: Do you prefer circumcized or uncircumcized?

A properly taylored suit fits best, does it not?

16: If you were riding a camel in the desert and it died just as night was coming on and it dropped to thirty degrees while you layed in the sand shaking and crying from the cold, would you cut open the camel and crawl inside for the warmth?

I'd get up inside it for warmth, and then i would cut it open to live

17: He-Man or Lion O?

Optimus Prime!

18: Have you ever been caught stealing from a bum?

You Cheeky Bum Looker!

19: Boxers or Briefs?

Torts bore me

20: And, finaly, if the lights were off and you were sitting all alone on a folding chair, drinking buttermilk, listening to Handel's Mesiah and slowly rocking back and forth while writing a survey, what would have had to go wrong in your life to bring you to this point?

I figured if chad took the time to do it, i should too. Perhaps He'll learn something