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Happy Birthday

  

Happy Birthday I brought you a stinking cake

  • Go ahead and eat it and you’ll see it’s fake

  • Your present is right here do you like beef?

  • I also got what you wanted your two front teeth

  • The candles on the cake are really explosives
  • Blow them out fast or kaboom you know this

  • I wouldn’t be so mean but you forgot my birthday

  • So today I need to get you back in the worst way

  • All the drinks in your fridge are filled with laxative

  • You’ll really be running just like an active kid

  • Yo mama is in it too she even game me a blueprint

  • I gave her a glass of prune juice along with a compliment

  • Maybe I’m too harsh but you’re cheap and you owe me money

  • But I still love you, here’s your present Happy Birthday ya big dummy!


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