Hello, handsome!

I am a roller coaster in a desert, take me where I belong and I will fill your life with amusement!

Handsome, because I trust my choice! I am writing this not because I have been waiting for you from the time I saw Kajol dancing to ‘mere khawabon mai jo aaye’, but I saw a lot of blogs related to this. Also, my readers needed something more than Sixteen Tinder Dates and Relationship Advice!

I read a couple of these letters before writing mine and I did not like them. I mean why would you write about your ex and how he broke your heart when you are supposed to write about your future boyfriend? Anyway, I won’t do that. Also, before I forget, I want to congratulate you because you have found a gem yourself! The guys I have friend zoned or simply ignored might curse you, so please apply some ‘kaala tikka’ to save yourself from ‘buri nazar’ (evil eye). I mean why would I want to lose you so easily?

I give relationship and dating advice, so it is NEVER going to be my fault. Experts and girls can never be wrong and I am both! Duh! It is true that girls want everything but they want everything on their own. Unless, of course, the coffee is on the top shelf and we are too tired to get a chair or wear heels!

On days, when I am unable to achieve something I want, to Inspire me. I personally believe if your relationship does not inspire you, it will retire! Well, I promise to inspire you because that's what my name means! That was a bad joke! 

Expect a lot of fights, especially if you are not an Akshay Kumar and Kareena Kapoor Khan fan. I take Bollywood very seriously, and I don’t watch TV series. They are addicting and I am so addicted to myself that I don’t have time for other addictions!

I am a morning person, a 4:00 am a morning person! There are, of course, days when I wake up around 9:00 am and on days like that, don’t expect me to be nice because I HATE WAKING UP LATE! So, I am sure you must have understood that we won’t have those late-night conversations. So, sorry about that in advance! And breakfast dates, please?

Dates should not be about just food, I mean I deserve something more than that! We could go bowling or um… rest you need to figure out. I mean, why should I come up with all the ideas? Also, I get confused looking at the menu and therefore, everywhere I go, I order Nachos, so, either bare with that or learn how to order in case, you don’t!

I like flowers, especially white roses! I also like shopping and I like shopping alone, so, congratulations, you won’t have to do that one thing most boys hate! And alone se yaad aaya, I mostly go out for movies alone. Watching movies is like meditation for me! You see, I am a pretty sorted person, except when I am hungry, so zara sambhal ke!

Be honest with your feelings and if you plan to leave, leave with a smile. And remember, I was in a relationship with myself before you walked in and if your presence hampers that, I won’t take a minute to say goodbye!

I celebrated Singletine’s Day for the fourth time in a row, so, I am clearly not in a habit of sharing my time with others but I promise I will try. 

‘Two peas in a pot died of inertia’. So, hoping that we are two different personalities, who have distinct interests but similar values! And, and … and… “Young hoon, entertaining hoon, sexy hoon… Actually, tumhare liye to Jackpot hoon!”

Lots of love,

Future Filmy Girlfriend