A titled peace this age with it brings;The joy, for confusion, will not show his head:Come hither, we’ll talk more of these questionable things;Some shall understand, and some shall no… Read More

In the beginning we are born with distinct opportunity. We are born with the same happiness gene. Time gives us the gift of ambition. Soon this manifests itself into greed, lust and other un… Read More

I love elevators. They're special. Much to the disagreement of my vertigo they favour me more than vehicles of an aero dynamic persuasion.The female voice in the elevator is the best part of… Read More

"Where’s the book?" My agent shouts from across his desk - two weeks after the dinner party."In my creative hub.""Creative hub? What is that? Your love palace where you bring your fema… Read More

"What do you think huh?" My agent asked."It’s good, yeah.""Better than that gourmet shit huh?" He asked with too much enthusiasm."Yeah I guess." I replied - with my new ‘whatever… Read More

I saw an ad on the train the other day proclaiming that the 'stroke' is the number three biggest killer of humans. Well, I want to know what the number one killer is - that's what I need to… Read More

When I kiss her the world goes silent. I see the universe and all the answers to the theorem of time.As we kissed for the fourth time in 24 hours I began to believe that I knew how to predic… Read More

"What's with the suit? It’s a joke right?"She laughs.When she laughs at me it doesn't hurt that much. In fact I laugh at myself in return. "No. It’s my new look""New look? Are yo… Read More

Memories best told, Are the ones we treasure as if gold,When unresolved we treat our past thoughts with a glaze of perfection.Occasionally I get lost and you give me direction. The hopes of… Read More

When a man takes a woman for a ‘dinner date’ on a first date - that's a bad sign. Means he wants her to be a trophy girl. Look good, wear heels and sport that clutch handbag. Pot… Read More

“What's with the suit?” My agent asks as I walk into his office space – he rises to his feet to take a better look at its magnificence. “You like it?” “Ye… Read More

The toilet experience is important to me. It’s an experience to behold. My own personal home toilet has a brilliant feng shui about it - minimalistic and flush white. No pun intended… Read More

The way I see it is; the world is split into two conflicting camps...The LOL camp and the HA camp. I prefer the latter. I like to think of myself as the pioneer of the use of HA. I use this… Read More

If you’re under the impression that reading this will close the book on some unanswered question, then do yourself a favour – don’t waste your time. After a couple of parag… Read More

My agent laughs wildly. Food sprawling out of his big mouth onto his turquoise tie. I sit opposite him, giggling at my own misfortune. The laughter lasts a while longer than I had hoped, mak… Read More

At train stations I purposely avoid old people and mothers with prams. I don’t want to help either up flights of stairs. This is too much responsibility. Responsibility comes with stre… Read More

The advent of the internet has changed most old, supposedly, great arts - reading books, buying old frail vinyl albums, love letters and my personal favourite - physical social contact. I al… Read More

The advent of the internet has changed most old, supposedly, great arts - reading books, buying old frail vinyl albums, love letters and my personal favourite - physical social contact. I al… Read More

I have spells of creative droughts. As of recently they have been depressive states. I doubt my own ability to be great. "Oh come on you've achieved so much. You're the most creative person… Read More

In my day-to-day world I don't do much. My life is filled with routine, so it becomes easy. My companies make me money. Neither interests me. I write to have passion in my life. My only book… Read More

"So?" She says, effortlessly.I hate the way she says "So?" it makes me question my obsessive behaviour towards the pursuit of her. She cuts my words with what seems like oblivious arrogance… Read More

These are the journals of being happy...Actually not being happy, strike that...being content.These are the journals of being CONTENT.Warning - this involves compromising your own blinkered… Read More

The notion of Happiness is a product of our inflated sense of perfection. It comes at a price.Don’t be alarmed. This is merely part of the balance. Today you shall be wisely informed o… Read More