GONE FISHING...

In life you sometimes take a path that takes you far beyond where you want to go.

A path you never wanted to tread.

Or does it?

Let's see where I find myself in a few months.

One of those periods when the dark seems to be constant.

All you have is your touch and instincts to feel your way through the damp, primeval cave. You move forward, stumbling over hard, immovable objects.

Your fingers fall on something hairy - slimy - big... You somehow manage to escape it. And then...

You stumble into another tunnel. Then another. And another. The light you so desperately crave may as well be a million miles away.

What brought you to this place? What twist of fate, cruel prank of the gods, sucked you into the vortex and landed you in the midst of this nothingness?

Damned if I know. It just feels like shit in here and I WANT TO GET OUT.

Maybe if I feel my way along this wall...the one with the razors lining every inch of it. Maybe if I keep moving, not looking back. Getting my ass over there, wherever that's supposed to be.

I do know that I am very far away from home. I dread what waits for me ahead and fear I'll never find my way back.

You wanted to know? There it is.

10 Thoughts for 2008

Here's something original...

A joke email from my in-box!

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008


Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8

Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the Internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky .
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.

Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in the USA but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?

"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow!"

Bleeding...

"The entertainment industry is a cruel and shallow money trench,

a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free,

and good men die like dogs.

There's also a negative side."

Hunter S. Thompson...

Bye Bye for now...

Too busy with life to give this blog much attention.

I'll keep it alive for the links.

Wish you all the best!

Vince