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Thoughts, Wise and Otherwise

Why McCain Will Lose




This video is the embodiment of why McCain will lose this election.  These people actually believe this stuff.

"I won't have to worry about putting gas in my car.  I won't have to worry about paying my mortgage."  -  Spoken by Peggy Joseph, Champion of the Self-Reliant

Reminds me of an interesting quote, sometimes erroneously attributed to Alexander Tyler:

"A democracy can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves money from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most money from the public treasury."

Tomorrow will make history all right.

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Dressing Room Fail

This was just an empty dressing room.  There was no toilet anywhere.  I wonder what happened to make them put this sign up in the first place.

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Obama Tax Policy Contest

Obama had the following quote yesterday in response to a question about his tax policy.  Here is the link.




This policy is remarkably similar to a theory put forth around 1875 by this person.




Can anyone guess who proposed this policy and what it was called.  Bonus points if you can name what countries have tried this program in the recent past.

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Palin's Debate Performance



Sarah held her own tonight.  Some of her answers at the beginning were a bit canned, but she loosened up and connected pretty well with Joe six-pack.

Biden looked like I do after working 24 hours straight.  He even made McCain look young.

Remember the Kennedy-Nixon debate?

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There is No Media Bias



The lovely lady pictured here is Nanci Pelosi, speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives.  She was leading a 'bipartisan' attempt to wreck save our economy yesterday when she gave a speech prior to voting on the bill.

She just wanted to clarify a few things about the state of the economy first.  Here an excerpt:

$700 billion. A staggering number, but only a part of the cost of the failed Bush economic policies to our country. Policies that were built on budget recklessness when Pres. Bush took office, he inherited Pres. Clinton's surpluses - four years in a row budget surpluses on a trajectory of $5.6 trillion in surplus. And with his reckless economic policies, within two years, he had turned it around. And now 8 years later, the foundation of that fiscal irresponsibility, combined with an "anything goes" economic policy, has taken us to where we are today.

For some reason, this fair and open-minded statement was frowned on by some of the Republicans.

Shortly after the Republican outcry, an unbiased CNN reporter said the following:

The Republicans claim Pelosi's speech poisoned the vote, but I didn't see anything in her speech that could be seen as negative towards Republicans.

See?  Fair, balanced reporting that we have come to expect of CNN.

I just don't see what the fuss is about.

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Obama's Debate



McCain said he won't make it to the debate tomorrow.  He is too busy doing his JOB as a senator to participate in a campaign.  Obama says he will make it to the debate anyway.  I guess he thinks a job interview for a new job is more important than the one he currently gets paid to do.

Let's see who blinks first.

UPDATE: Regrettably, McCain blinked, and gave in to pressure to show up after all.  First he was criticized for not wanting to come to the debate.  Now he will be bashed for not keeping his word to "suspend the campaign until an agreement has been reached."  When will we learn that we can't make the left happy until they have all the marbles?

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New Internet Provider

I now have a new internet provider.  The stats below are from a screenshot at dslreports.com to Linkline.



I'm sorry, but is that a download speed of almost 16 megs a second?  Why yes, I do believe it is.

Is it expensive?  You bet your sweet bippy it is, but you get what you pay for and you can't put a price on awesome.

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Biden Defines Patriotism



Our potential vice-president knows how to spend our money better than we do.  In fact, he says it is the patriotic thing to do.  Here is the article.

What is that spinning sound, you might ask?  It seems to be coming from the graves of our Founding Fathers......

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Palin Poster



Three weeks ago, we were getting ready for an Obama coronation, and there was talk of a supermajority in Congress to really make those wonderful socialist neighborly changes we have all been yearning for.

Then came the Palinator.

Now I see articles like these:

Democrats on Capitol Hill fear Obama fallout

Battle for Congress Suddenly Looks Competitive

I am liking this woman more and more everyday.

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Thoughtful Posters Continue

I have been away for awhile, but I am back.  Here are just more of the same.  Enjoy.








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Obama Has a Solution For Everything



Obama said the following in a speech yesterday.

"There are things you can do individually though, to save energy. Like making sure your tires are properly inflated.  Simple things.  But we could save all the oil that they're talking about getting off drilling if everybody was just inflating their tires and getting regular tune-ups. You could actually save just as much."

The Democrats like saying that we 'cannot drill our way out of the oil problem', but Obama says we can just inflate our way out of it.  That's it!  It's so easy.  His 'solution' is so simple, I can't believe anyone hasn't thought of it before.

Here are a few more suggested Obama Solutions (TM) to fix the problems of the world.


Global Problem:  Islamic terrorists want to kill us because we believe differently.

Obama Solution (TM): Each American can send a plate of 'peace cookies' to the terrorist state of their choice.


Global Problem:  Too much CO2 is causing global warming.

Obama Solution (TM): Each American is to hold their breath for 10 or more seconds, three times a day.


Global Problem:  Personal and retirement savings is at an all-time low.

Obama Solution (TM): Everyone can look under their couch cushions and put whatever money they find into an interest bearing savings account.


Global Problem:  Millions of people are starving all over the world.

Obama Solution (TM): Each American should chew their food at least 30 times, making each meal last longer and feeling full more quickly.  Any excess food should then be mailed to starving countries ASAP.


Wow.  How did we ever survive without Obama's clarity of thought and remarkable insight?  I'd better get out and make sure my tires are full, right after my breath holding time is finished.

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One of the last transmissions received from the 'Flying Brazilian Priest' :

I need to contact someone who can teach me how to operate this GPS, so I can give the latitude and longitude coordinates, which is the only way that people on the ground can know where I am.

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Here is the link to an article from the Washington Post titled President Obama Continues Hectic Victory Tour.

That's nice.

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L.A. City Council To Save The Day



Here is an interesting story from Associated Press:

LOS ANGELES (AP) - The Los Angeles City Council has approved a one-year moratorium on new fast-food restaurants in a low-income area of the city.

The moratorium unanimously approved Tuesday is a bid to attract restaurants that offer healthier food choices to residents in a 32-square-mile area of South Los Angeles.

Councilwoman Jan Perry says residents at five public meetings expressed concern with the proliferation of fast-food outlets in a community plagued by above-average rates of obesity.

Nearly three-quarters of the restaurants in South L.A. serve fast food. That’s a higher percentage than other parts of the city but the restaurant industry says the moratorium won’t help bring in alternatives.


So here is how I imagine the conversation at the Los Angeles City Council went:

Councilman Do-good: We have too many fat people here in L.A.; we need to do something about that.

Councilman Common Sense: Well, we can try some advertising or educational campaign, but we can't tell people what to eat.

Councilman Do-good: Like hell we can't!  We are the City Council!  We have ultimate power!  What are these lard-butts eating nowadays.

Councilman Common Sense: Um, it seems that they really like burgers and fries from fast food places.

Councilman Do-good: Fine.  We'll just get rid of all of the fast food places, then they will have no choice but to eat healthy.

Councilman Common Sense: What makes you think they will eat healthy?

Councilman Do-good: They have to, since burgers and fries will be wiped from the map.

Councilman Common Sense: The restaurant industry says it won't work.

Councilman Do-good: What do they know about people's eating habits?  If burgers and fries are not legally available, then no one will want them.

Councilman Common Sense: Yeah, we kinda tried that with drugs and that hasn't turned out so well either.  Besides, I don't think we can just close down private businesses.

Councilman Do-good: Hmm.  Well, we have to start somewhere.  Let's just use our power to stop new ones from opening up.  Later we can tax the existing ones out of existence.


Of course, my guess is that there was no Common Sense at the City Council meeting, or pretty much anywhere in California.

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