OK, most of us have heard this paraphrased fable from the recovery movement: I'm walking down the street, and there is a Hole, and I don't see it, and fall into it. It takes a long time to get out. I'm walking down the street, and I see a hole, and I fall into it. It's my fault. It takes a little time to get out. I'm walking down the street, and I see a hole. I take another street.

So, seen any holes lately? Have you fallen in? Did you have to? Hell, no!

It's so easy to see our friends, family, and colleagues step repeatedly into the holes that keep them stuck in hard habits and bad situations. We warn them, watch them fall, help them out if we can, and then they do it all again.

But what about our own stumblings? If only there were an OnStar advice board for those emotional and spiritual holes we fall into with disturbing regularity. Can't you just hear that considerate, buxom female voice cooing, right as you're about to sign that contract, hand over that credit card, or agree to yet another abusive demand: "There is a big, deep hole you're about to fall into. Although it's your choice, I'd recommend that you consider preserving the last bits of sanity left to you, and step away. Step away from the hole. Thank you, and have a good day." I'm sure she'd look a lot like that chicken (isn't that why sex chatters quake at the thought of a video phone?), but her voice would come from the angels.

Too bad nanotechnology can't support OnStar for Life Choices yet. I guess that's what coaches, therapists, best friends, and bruises are for.