When I Grow up, I'm going to win the Lottery. Then I'll finally get the respect of all the kids here at Parkersburg Intermediate.
I'll have so much money that all of the other 6th graders will have to love me. I'll just walk up to those girls and kiss them on the lips! I could even grab them by the pussy, 'cause I'd have a million billion dollars and I could do whatever I'd want, all the time.
I'll build great big hotels, like the one we stayed in when we went to visit my Aunt Charity in Las Vegas. It had lots of grown up girls wearing feathers .And lot's of flashing lights spelling out names and stuff.
When I win the lottery, I'll put my name up there bigger than anybody else's. Bigger than the sky! Everyone will know who I am.
I'll have my own TV show and I'll be the Boss!
Everybody will listen to everything I say. And I'll win the award for being the Best TV ever. And the girls will all want to sex with me.
I'll have my own beauty pageant on TV and even more girls will want to sex with me. I'll even be able to walk into the dressing room when nobody's looking, and they'll all kiss me like they kiss the guys on Daddy's computer.
. And all the girls will have to stay pretty when they win too. If they get fat, they can't win anymore, and if they just get ugly, then they will have to be on TV to say that they are ugly and can't be the beauty queen anymore.
And then I'll be so rich and so famous that I'll be President of America, and everybody will have to do everything I say.
And Daddy will never have his guns taken away,
And they will stop killing all of the babies, like Reverend Johnson says is what keeps us out of heaven.
And all those people who look different, that my uncle always says are dirty and dangerous, I'll build a great big wall, and they'd never come in and hurt us.
I can't wait till I grow up and win the lottery!
