The news today that Bob Diamond will be receiving his full salary, despite accusations of Criminal Activity, or at least, choosing not to notice criminal activity at Barclay's is almost, almost, but not quite, as saddening as the news that the Jason and Kylie reunion tour has been cancelled. I have scoured the internet's best news outlets in search of an article that may restore my faith in humanity, alas, the continued progress towards a film adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey, John Terry's race trial and Labour's ridiculous plans to set up military schools only further dampen my mood.
However, all of this pales into insignificance, upon reading the truly devastating news that Chumbawamba are to split.
I've been knocked down, unable to get up again.
Joel