Enjoy the best Robin Williams Quotes at BrainyQuote. Quotations by Robin Williams, American Comedian, Born July 21, 1952 died at the age of 63, was one of America's finest comedians and actors. Here we picked 44 best quotes of Robin Williams.
1. No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
2. You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
3. You're only given one little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
4. Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
5. I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
6. What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
7. In America they really do mythologise people when they die.
8. The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
9. Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
10. If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
11. Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
12. Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
13. Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.
14. If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
15. I left school and couldn't find acting work, so I started going to clubs where you could do stand-up. I've always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was just me and the audience.
16. I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people.
17. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
18. Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
19. Reality: What a concept!
20. Comedy is acting out optimism.
21. We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
22. Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!
23. You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous.
24. We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.
25. Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.
26. When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
27. People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
28. When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
29. The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
30. Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
31. Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
32. The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev
33. Carpe per diem - seize the check.
34. I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
35. I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice.
36. You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.
37. When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
38. The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
39. Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.
40. I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.
41. You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
42. Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
43. I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
44. I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.
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1. No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
2. You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
3. You're only given one little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
4. Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
5. I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
6. What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
7. In America they really do mythologise people when they die.
8. The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
9. Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
10. If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
11. Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
12. Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
13. Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.
14. If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
15. I left school and couldn't find acting work, so I started going to clubs where you could do stand-up. I've always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was just me and the audience.
16. I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people.
17. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
18. Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
19. Reality: What a concept!
20. Comedy is acting out optimism.
21. We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
22. Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!
23. You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous.
24. We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.
25. Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.
26. When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
27. People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
28. When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
29. The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
30. Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
31. Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
32. The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev
33. Carpe per diem - seize the check.
34. I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
35. I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice.
36. You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.
37. When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
38. The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
39. Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.
40. I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.
41. You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
42. Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
43. I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
44. I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.
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