Hindi Teacher to Santa:  Tumhare papa ka kya naam hai?
Santa: Google Singh
Teacher: Yeh kaisa naam hai?
Santa: Mein jahan bi jata hun, wo mujhe dhoond hi lete hain.


Hindi Teacher to Santa: What is the name of your father?
Santa: Google Singh
Teacher: How's that name?
Santa: Where ever I go, he always finds me out.

Que: Aadmi aur aurat me kya farak hota hai.
Ans: Aurat ek hi aadami se bahut sari umeed karti hai.
Aur aadami bahut sari auraton se ek hi umeed karta hai…..

Noida ke ek shopping mall me 2 Hindi Santa aur Banta apni apni biwi ko dhund rahe the.
Santa: Tumari biwi dekhne me kaisi hai?
Banta: Vo 5'-7" lambi hai, gora rang hai, 36-24-36 figure hai aur ghane lambe baal hain. Aur tumari kaisi dikhti hai?
Santa : Meri bhool jao, chalo tumari dhundte hain.