(I'll skip to the last refrain as that's the most entertaining).
On the twelfth day of Writing my true muse gave to me:
Twelve revisions finished,
Eleven read through passes,
ten queries pending,
nine craft books open,
eight passive verbs cut,
seven critique partners,
six books to read now,
five chocolate truffles,
four full requests,
three new rejections,
two blogposts pending,
and a new idea in my head.
Have a merry holiday for those who celebrate!! Isn't that partridge cute?