INT. - GAY BAR - NIGHT
Gay bar filled with drag queens. Rainbow flags, a sign “Drag Night at Dallas Bar” and many candles adorn. The BARTENDER is a very butch woman. Frau Knobloch and Angelique enter with great excitement, glammed up to the hilt, including wigs.

ANGELIQUE
So, this is JR’s place?

FRAU KNOBLOCH
Be careful of the Amis - very superficial. Always say nice thing, but just want something.

ANGELIQUE
You remember our deal. We watch JR’s show, but we not talk with him. He choose.

FRAU KNOBLOCH
Ja, ja. But you too.

BARTENDER
Wow, you two really outdid yourselves. I would have sworn you were real women if it weren’t for all the glitz.
(to Angelique)
Only a drag queen would wear that much make-up.

ANGELIQUE
(to Frau Knobloch, proud)
He called me a queen.

FRAU KNOBLOCH
You are so naive! Fooled by superficial compliment.
(to Bartender)
I am a queen too!

ANGELIQUE
(flirting with Bartender)
And where are all the men? You seem to be the only man here.

BARTENDER
Thanks. But actually I consider myself a boi, B-O-I, boi.

FRAU KNOBLOCH
(to Angelique)
Why he think we know not how to spell?
(to Bartender)
I know that. B-O-I.

BARTENDER
So what are you girls drinking?

ANGELIQUE
Girls! I have a beer.

FRAU KNOBLOCH
No, no beer! You know what the Amis put in beer?

ANGELIQUE
Don’t tell me what to do!

FRAU KNOBLOCH
OK, have a beer.

BARTENDER
How about tonight’s special - JR’s Favorite?

FRAU KNOBLOCH
Ja!

ANGELIQUE
Yes!

BARTENDER
Kinda’ like a Long Island Iced Tea.

FRAU KNOBLOCH
Tea?

ANGELIQUE
Add schnapps to mine.

FRAU KNOBLOCH
Mine too.

BARTENDER
You sure?

FRAU KNOBLOCH
Ja!

ANGELIQUE
Yes!  . . .  The women here are not so attractive. Not much competition.

FRAU KNOBLOCH
Ja, but really ugly. I never see so hideous women.

ANGELIQUE
That one is so ugly, she look like a man.

FRAU KNOBLOCH
Wait! What kind of place is this? Normal women are not so ugly  . . .  I think they are French.