2022-12-07 22:18
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2022-07-08 16:06
Today in work I realised I'm the only one left from when I started. The Punchbowl Girl was fired, Betty Blue is back at Uni, even Kissy Boy has fucked off.I just sit at my desk and try to pa… Read More
2022-07-08 16:06
I think the only other thing I have in common with Kurt Cobain is that I was in a band (briefly). A sweaty rock and roll heavy metal one. I was pish at singing. I was really in it for the me… Read More
2022-07-08 16:06
I'm in the house watching the Nirvana night on BBC4, or to be honest I've only just turned it on. Right at the point where they're saying that Kurt Cobain used to be homeless. Something I ne… Read More
2022-07-08 16:06
Hot Baby Roy has now a job for the first time since I've known him (nearly two years). I worked. Hot Firey Love Lady gave him a reference bundled with fucking lies and they sucked it all in… Read More
2022-07-08 16:06
So the Irish Blog Award shortlist is out and I'm not on it for the third year running, what do I have to do? Post some fucking lolcats or something else predictable and pish? I thought since… Read More
2022-07-08 16:06
Being a vain sort I often look to see what sites link back here. I've found a really good one recently with a great piece on shoplifting.I've shoplifted loads in Belfast. It's a great passti… Read More
2022-07-08 16:06
What a shite week I've had. The Punchbowl Girl is actually away for two weeks so she'll miss my birthday. Fuck that.I've sat round the house wondering how to avoid conversations with Wino Jo… Read More
2022-07-08 16:05
I'm sitting with a pish hangover after being woken up by my barking dog at 8:00. I took him for a wee walk and fed him and now I can't get back to sleep.I got a postcard from Rock and Roll S… Read More
2022-07-08 16:05
It was such a simple plan; I had his address and I was on my way round to Mother of Bowling Ball's to give him the kicking of his life.Instead I spend last night sitting in casualty.I left w… Read More
2022-07-08 16:05
I was hanging out at Central Station a few days ago hustling for cash when I picked up a copy of GO Belfast for a flick. It gave me a great big smile all over my face to see Party Down and G… Read More
2022-07-08 16:05
So last night the Punchbowl Girl sits me down and says she wants to talk about us.This sounds bad but instead of bursting into tears and screaming "no this isn't fair," I say. "Sure what's u… Read More
2022-07-08 16:05
It's funny that Hot Baby Roy seems so developed these days (even though disaster threatens to rear its head at any minute). He was always the one out of us that I thought was the one you cou… Read More
2022-07-08 16:05
It was Betty Blue's leaving do last night. Me and The Punchbowl Girl showed up nice and early because we weren't going to stay long. The Unicorn Girl and Clarence were there and for once Cla… Read More
2022-07-08 16:05
I know I haven't posted in a while but I told myself I'd stop telling embarrassing stories about people I know. This one luckily is just about something I saw yesterday that convinced me the… Read More
2022-07-08 16:05
If you don't drive the fuck off from the front of my house by the time I've finished typing this I'm off out to slap the bake off ye......Ye were fucking warned. What the fuck are you lookin… Read More
2022-07-08 16:05
Yesterday was my birthday and it started me thinking about it being time to wind the blog down. I've a lot going on in my life at the mo and the blog isn't so easy to keep up.I've been at it… Read More
2022-07-08 16:04
So I was in a music video. I'm in around 2:48. Blink and you'll miss me. I'm there, or I was, you'll know what I mean when you see it.Take it away, BeeMickSee:Wasn't I great? Read More
2022-07-08 16:04
So Saturday was my three year anniversary. I'm not sure where to go with the blog any more or even if I should keep posting. It's mostly because I'm no longer a lonely crackhead living in Be… Read More
2022-07-08 16:04
I'm just coming on here briefly to boast about being nominated for two irish blog awards. Thank you to whoever nominated me. And since I'll probably not win I'll give you the speech I'll bee… Read More
2022-07-08 16:04
Fabian Wildman called round today. He was in a bad way. He was crying and his eyes were all bloodshot from smoking loads of crack. I couldn't make sense of him at first so I let him sleep it… Read More
2021-12-27 22:39
So funny, I laughed until my arse fell off.https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0012fwy Read More
2021-11-17 00:42
To be continued Read More
2020-10-04 20:59
2017-02-26 12:56
Today I went down to Nanny Boo Boo's to ask her to Fabian Wildman's leaving do. When I got there she was icing a cake. She asked me to go into the cupboard and get a nice bottle of the two f… Read More
2017-02-26 12:54
Hot Baby Roy called round plastered last night. He brought a DVD of Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging."If you like Hermione Granger you'll love this!" he foamed at the mouth as he reached f… Read More
2017-02-26 12:48
I was all drinking on my own tonight and I felt lonely so I called Spitboke. Here's the conversation or thereabouts (she's in italics):"Hey,""Hey yourself, who's this?""This is Tuesday Kid?… Read More
2017-02-26 12:44
So Wino Jo missed his train the other night because of hot card game action and I left him stay. I was nice having him and I was planning on letting him live at mine. I'd even half said to h… Read More
2017-02-26 12:42
Sitting shivering at my desk yesterday and coughing so much I had to keep putting customers on hold, London Girl came over and said that I was spending an unacceptable amount of time on call… Read More
2017-02-26 12:41
I woke up on the couch this morning to find someone stomping around upstairs. I fetched the baseball bat from the cupboard under the stairs and went up to find Hot Baby Roy tidying up. I ask… Read More
2017-02-26 12:39
My Brother Wino Jo called round last night. Because he's still tee-total we couldn't drink in front of him (we could but it's a bit like rubbing it in his face) and we thought it wasn't wise… Read More
2017-02-26 12:29
Not long back in Belfast. The country is a weird place. Full of weird people and strange animals that make strange noises in the night. I found a cool canal path that was something like the… Read More
2017-02-26 12:23
So me and The Punchbowl Girl went to China China last week for our hot date, and I haven't posted since. So here's what happened.I show up at four like we'd arranged. You see China China has… Read More
2017-02-26 12:21
The Punchbowl Girl has already found herself some temp work waitressing. It's shit money, shit hours and not enough of them but she doesn't plan on doing it long.I was in work giving the bos… Read More
2017-02-26 12:13
I was at Nanny Boo Boo's a few weeks ago just catching up . She was in a bad mood, because she'd bought a bottle of her favourite vodka from Sainsburys and they'd forgotten to remove the sec… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
So the time has come to leave this blog be for good. That doesn't really mean the end of Party Down and Go Fuck Yourself/Licking The Bowl, but that it's time for it to become something diffe… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Taken from this very funny article Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Inspired by this post: A - A family member's middle name, though everyone pronounces it as though it were one name (as in John Jo).B - That town I never visit (not Belfast).C - T… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Because I'm deep:Guity pleasure:Because I'm really fuckin' deep (check out 0:19 onwards y'all):Because I'm really a fuckin' spide: Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Here's a list of things I'd love to do now I work in a respectable office near Regent's Park:1. Piss in a sink (this can be in a toilet sink, but a communal kitchen area would be better).2… Read More
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