Poor Britney Spears. We've all seen her go to pieces in the last few years, first losing her good-girl image after Timberlake admitted they did it (a lot) without having taken the sacred vows of marriage. Then we watched her have one disastrous marriage (which ended after only a few days), followed shortly thereafter by yet another calamitous marriage with K-Fed (AKA total-loser/gold-digger/rapper wanna-be), during which time Britney popped out two kids, had a nervous breakdown and shaved her head. I don't bring all this up because I am suggesting we feel sorry for her. She's got her hot bod back, recently won an award for her new album, didn't make a total fool of herself while giving her thank-you speech, and her new album is actually pretty good. Yes,Britney Spears has embarrassed herself a few times while on tour, but the tour has been successful and many shows have sold out.



But my point is: Britney could have avoided all of her career mishaps and been prevented from making such a fool of herself if she had just had a nice vampire boyfriend to reel in the crazy Britney behavior. A vampire boyfriend could have definitely helped her out.