Well, I say that it’s going to be lickety-split, but this is Persona 5 we’re talking about -- a game so long that you could clear anywhere from 2 to 10 other games in the time it takes to finish this one. Also, it’s me we’re talking about, so temper your expectations. And cancel all your prior appointments. Just to be safe.
Also? It should go without saying, but this post WILL have spoilers in it. Not through the end of the game, because I’m not that far along. But I’m at the start of the sixth as of writing, so if you’re scared? There’s your warning.
Also, also? This post WON’T have anything about waifus in it. I’m keeping that bullet in the chamber for later. (Husbandos are fair game, though.) So without further ado, let’s do this lickety-split. Relatively speaking.
