Somebody Blew Up Santa


Somebody blew up Santa while he was taking a nap
Right there on the front lawn, wearing a red flannel cap

Somebody blew up Santa under a coconut tree
While he was dancing the hula, grass skirt cut at the knee

Somebody blew up Santa while he was taking a bath
And the reindeer watching as he soaped up his back

Somebody blew up Santa cruising around on his bike
Outside a bar in a parking lot, on a cold winter’s night

Somebody blew up Santa while he was taking a shit
Outhouse door swinging with every gust of wind

Somebody blew up Santa, his reindeer laid on the ground
One didn’t look like the others, he had a nose like a clown

Somebody blew up Santa swinging two under par
They blew him up fly fishing, and driving NASCAR

Somebody blew up Santa flying an aeroplane
Commandeering a pirate ship, engineering a train

Someone blew up Miss Piggy, they blew up Kermit the Frog
And they blew up Mickey and then they blew up his dog

Somebody blew up penguins, polar bears and a moose
Somebody blew up a bengal, they blew up the whole zoo

They blew up a Stegosaurus and a Tyrannosaurus Rex
Without Steven Spielberg’s Hollywood special effects

They blew up a thousand snowmen, one of them red, white and blue
Somebody blew up Minions, and blew up Will Ferrell too

Somebody loudly singing, “Silent Night” and “Deck the Halls”
Blew up baby Jesus and a manger and some straw

With his finger on the trigger, in army boots and camouflage
In front of the hedges, someone blew up Santa Claus

Seems they’re blowing up everything in every neighborhood
To remind us what Santa said, “You had better be Good”