This Is Sparta!!!!




AWESOME! Its get even more Badass. Heres a few other Things Spartans Can do.

1. Kill Ninjas- Probably one of the most important abilites of American Super heroes. We know what kinds of places ninjas come from dont we? Right. Sewers.
2. Slay Wolves- Animals with teeth. Nuff Said Amirite?
3.Make Speeches"
                             We are at war, gentlemen. We must Send the entire Spartan army to aid our King in the preservation of not just ourselves, but of our children. Send the army for the preservation of liberty. Send it for justice. Send it for law and order. Send it for reason. But most importantly, send our army for hope -- hope that a king and his men have not been wasted to the pages of history -- that their courage bonds us together, that we are made stronger by their actions, and that your choices today reflect their bravery.



Pretty Cool So far. Except Sparta was actually probably more like:



Okay Okay There arent really African American slaves in Sparta...well except for the one who manages to die within five minutes of the movies start. There were these people call Helots who can be thought as sort of state owned slaves who were then given out like income tax checks to individual Spartan landowners.

Still the best thing about the movie 300 is that it's not actually based on the battle of Thermopylae at all. No 300 is based on the greatest of all American Stories. The Myth  Story of the founding of America. Lets See...

1. It kills black guys-
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2. It kills Ninjas Natives Peoples
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3.It Kills Black Guys and Ninjas while Making Awesome Speeches about Freedom.
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4.It hates People Trying To take it's land
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5. It Kills Black Guys, Ninjas and Gives No rights to women but acts as if this isnt the case while it makes Awesome speeches about Freedom!!!!
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So You See the Story of 300 is the  story of America.


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