Marriage Her Way
A Typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady.
After the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want -- and I don't Expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don't you
give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules, any comments?"
His new bride said:
"No, that's fine with me. Just understand
that there will be sex here,
at seven o'clock…
every night...
whether you're here or not."
(DARN SHE'S GOOD!)
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