"C'mon Care Bear, time to take a bath!" "Yay," she says.  "Daddy, can you make lots'n lotsa bubbles?  "Yes Baby, sure can."  "Yay, bubbles!!"  "Daddy, can you be Santa?"  "Sure, Baby."  I put bubbles all over my face and head.  "Ho, Ho, Ho, little girl!"  That's when stuff got srrs.  Cara moved my head with her hands and looked me dead in the eye with the sternest look on her face.  "Santa for my birthday I want a baby leopard and an iPad so I can play games."

Hahahahaha.
Ho ho ho, Meeeerry Chistmas!