- Your Beer can never leave you.
- Your Beer won’t cheat on you and rip your heart out.
- You can have as many Beers as you want, but you can only have 1 woman.
- Beers don’t talk back.
- You can share a Beer with your friend.
- Beer doesn’t care about looks.
- Beer doesn’t let you wash the dishes.
- You will never get in a argument with Beer.
- Beer never gets jealous if you grab another Beer.
- Beer won’t go to bed at 9 pm.
- You always know, you are the first one to drink that Beer.
- Beer loves it when you braai all the time.
- A Beer’s opening is always tight.
- You know you can always go to a bar and pick up a beer and there will be a beer waiting at home for you.
