"Dough?!" No, actually. There's only one substance that those two asshats would wade knee-deep into: wang sauce.
Donkey: Whether it’s East Coast and West Coast rappers dueling to reach… Read More
Sorry monkey...we all know that when The Asylum is involved, common sense has to die a terrible, poorly produced death.
Donkey: We all love music on some level, whether it serves as an artis… Read More
I just can't stop laughing whenever I see this poster. Seriously, I defy you to find a picture of a man happier to be disarming and likely dismembering more dudes at once.
Donkey: It’s… Read More
Look out, Dolph! He's trying to inject you with some personality!
Donkey: Mothers, teachers, and a disembodied hand preparing a delicious looking fried egg have been begging or flat out thre… Read More
If they had only cast Corey Hart, the ad campaign for this movie would have written itself.
Donkey: As anyone who has ever sat and listened to drawn out stoned conversations that’s now… Read More
Prepare for a 90 minute penis measuring contest.
Donkey: There are few relationships that are more interesting than that of the coworker. Much like family, whom you have no choice but… Read More
Prepare for a 90 minute penis measuring contest.
Donkey: There are few relationships that are more interesting than that of the coworker. Much like family, whom you have no choice but… Read More
Make this year's holidays a time of laughter, joy, and constant dong punches.
Donkey: Like a creepy uncle with a mustache and a seemingly infinite supply of stained jogging pants, the holida… Read More
This poster actually captures the reaction that I have the moment I see a picture of Eric Roberts, particularly with an open shirt: HIGH FIVE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
Donkey: High school is a confusi… Read More
When you're this bad-ass, you're not only surrounded by blondes, but you can shoot a man dead while wiping your brow. Take that, Chuck Norris.
Donkey: There can be no doubt that the single g… Read More
If a movie could be judged purely on its poster alone, this one would be bad-ass. Unfortunately that all changes the moment you press play.
Donkey: There are a lot of things about growing up… Read More